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So you want to build an H bomb! (Please see the note below)
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It has come to my attention (and I have been told this), that I must be a "radical conspirator" for having such a page on my web site. That being the case I thought that I had better publish a health warning in case any of you decide that you want to become one of the "growing club" of unique nuclear weapons owners as outlined in 'Build your own "H" bomb' :-
Please follow the the directions as outlined in the instructions.
Providing the instructions are followed to the letter please ensure that the following "guidlines" are met.
Before following the outlines in the directions make sure that you have at least 50 pints of your blood safely stored with your local hospital for the numerous blood transfusions that will be required after making the said device.
After following the said instructions please grab your local newspaper and lock yourself in an unlit closet. Please note how you can read the newspaper but that the greenish tint is a bit annoying.
After reading the "funnies", (please do not under any circumstances start reading a serial) you will notice that first wave of nausea coursing through you. It might also come to your attention that large clumps of hair start falling out of your head and what used to be rather large bushy beard is now a pile of hair looking like something the cat threw up. Now is probably a good time to "pop one last cold one" and grab a map so you can locate the hospital where your blood is stored.
If after the 50th transfusion the blood being "let" from your body still glows with a very annoying shade of green and the nursing staff are still wearing their rather bulky lead lined overcoats, you will discover that you only have one option left.
Put you head between your knees and kiss yo......
Special Note :- The instructions provided should only be used if you are a professional loony who believes that everything the government does is a conspiracy, The X-Files is a documentary and the number of guns you own out number the pine needles on the last Christmas Tree.
These instructions should NOT be followed if your looking for a Grade "A" in your local science fair!.
Thank you ......
By The way .... the whole thing is a JOKE, it should be read as a JOKE and considered nothing more than a JOKE. IT JUST PLAIN WILL NOT WORK. If you want to really build your own "H" bomb I would suggest a trip to your local library where (believe it or not) you will discover many papers and articles outlining how a real nuclear weapon is made. You will also discover that you can find similar articles on building a nuclear power station.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
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